Neopian Cures


Diagnose your pets illness at the Neopian HospitalDiagnose your pets illness at the Neopian Hospital
Cures can be bought at the Neopian PharmacyCures can be bought at the Neopian PharmacyCures can be bought at the Neopian Pharmacy


|COMPLETE LIST OF ILLNESSES AND CURES|
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Illness:Achy Head
Symptoms: Your pet will have a nasty headache and feel very under the weather.
Cure:Magic Goop

Illness:Bloaty Belly
Symptoms: This is what happens when your pet eats too much. Your pet will complain of being bloated and will refuse to eat anything.
Cure:Flat-U-Less (now Flat-U-Less Tablets


Illness:Bloaty Feet
Symptoms: Your pet's feet will swell and grow in size until you give it the necessary antidote.
Cure:Magic Socks (now Magical Smelly Socks)

Illness:Blurred Vision
Symptoms: Your pet will see spots and may bump into things all the time.
Cure:Wearing Extra Thick Goggles

Illness:Bubbles
Symptoms: Your poor pet will constantly hiccup bubbles.
Cure:Bubbles Herbal Drink


Illness:Cricky Neck
Symptoms: Ouch - your pet's neck is very stiff and it can't move its head at all.
Cure:Wear a special Neck Brace


Illness:Chickaroo
Symptoms: Your pet will think it is a chicken, pecking the ground for food and crowing at dawn.
Cure:Herbal Scrambled Eggs

Illness:D'achoo
Symptoms: Your pet will go into a massive sneezing fit, and its eyes will become very sore.
Cure:Neopkins


Illness:Floppy Tongue
Symptoms: Your pet's tongue has become all swollen and floppy. Your pet will not be able to close its mouth and will drool a lot.
Cure:Tongue Shrinker (Now Tongue Shrinker Injection)


Illness:Fuzzitus
Symptoms: This is an allergy to fluff that all pets get now and again, especially bad for JubJubs!!
Cure:Fluff-Be-Gone powder


Illness:Grumbles
Symptoms: Your pet's stomach will begin to make the loudest of noises and it may be from its food
Cure:Grumble-Be-Gone (Now Grumble Be Gone Tablets)

Illness:Hoochie Coochies
Symptoms: Your poor pet will break out in blue and green spots.
Cure:Hoochie Coochie Tablets (Now Hoochie Coochie Vitamin Pills)

Illness:Itchy Scratchies
Symptoms: A nasty disease where your pet is covered in amazingly itchy red lumps.
Cure:Itchy Scratchy Cream


Illness:Kikoughela
Symptoms: Your pet will have a sore throat and coughing fits.
Cure:Kikoughela Syrup


Illness:Lumps
Symptoms: Your pet will be covered in large, yellow, itchy lumps.
Cure:Medicinal Mud Bath


Illness:Neezles
Symptoms: Your pet will break out in red spots if it's suffering from Neezles.
Cure:Neezles Jab


Illness:Neggitus
Symptoms: One too many Neggs can cause an allergic reaction, swelling of the ears and dizziness.
Cure:Neggitus Cure (Now Neggitus Injection


Illness:NeoBlues
Symptoms: Your pet is feeling very down in the dumps, it shows little or no interest in playing or eating anything.
Cure:NeoBlues Injection (Now A Tasty Pie will cheer them up!!!)


Illness:Neogitus
Symptoms: Your pet's gums become sore and swollen. It has difficulty eating or drinking.
Cure:Medicinal Tooth Brush


Illness:NeoMites
Symptoms: Your beloved pet's coat is covered with lurgees that hop around and make your pet scratch.
Cure:NeoMites (Now NeoMites Injection)


Illness:NeoMonia
Symptoms: This is a nasty illness that needs urgent medical attention. Your pet will feel sick, tired, and grumpy until you give it the cure.
Cure:Neomonia Soap (Now Medicinal Soap)

Illness:NeoPhobia
Symptoms: A chronic fear of leaving the house.
Cure:Step Out Shoes

Illness:NeoPox
Symptoms: If your pet has NeoPox it will be covered in very itchy, contagious red blotches.
Cure:NeoPox Pizza

Illness:NeoWarts
Symptoms: Your pet will have big cauliflower like lumps growing on its body.
Cure:Neowart Fungus


Illness:Neo Flu
Symptoms: Your pet will refuse to eat, appear flushed and be very sleepy.
Cure:A handful of delicious Neoflu Jelly Pills.

Illness:Shaky Flakys
Symptoms: Your pet will start trembling uncontrollably and its skin will be dry. In extreme cases, the skin may even start to flake off.
Cure:Shaky Flaky Cream

Illness:Shock -A- Lots
Symptoms: Your pet's fur will be full of static and anything it touches will give off electric sparks.
Cure:Wearing Ultra Rubber Gloves


Illness:Sneezles
Symptoms: Your pet will have a runny nose and sneeze constantly.
Cure:A Magic Cookie


Illness:Watery Eyes
Symptoms: Your pet will look like it is constantly crying even though it may well be quite happy.
Cure:Onion Balm


|Newer Diseases and their Cures|
Illness:Fuzzy Fungus
Symptoms: In the most severe cases your Neopets fur can turn purple as it begins to turn into a Fungus Ball.
Cure:Drink one serving of Honey Blossom Extract

Illness:Ugga-Ugga
Symptoms: Caused by a bite from a venemous Reptillior, the skin becomes very red and itchy. Your Neopet will refuse to eat and feel very tired all the time.
Cure:Rub Cactopus Cream to affected area.

Illness:Reptillioritus
Symptoms: Possibly the worst Tyrannian disease, your Neopet's throat becomes so sore that all they can do is make Ugga noises.
Cure:Warm cup of Sporkle Syrup.